Seamen, obviously. 

Not me, too athletic/fast. Walmart or Golden Corral Parking lots, tons of easy pickings.

+1 Flannel Shirt with a hood. 

Its sad to see someone’s whole school career ended in the fifth(?) grade. He better hope his folks move at least two towns over.

While smoking three Marlboros at once. 

It did mine!

As someone said in the Porzingas post: No Contusion! 

I can’t help but think Rudy Giulani is involved in this somehow. 

I’m glad 45's security detail didn’t get rough with the kid. 

That’s at least 3 more than he had as a player!

Trip up the hedge, really. forfuckingsake.

You trip up the hedge the night before the flight silly!  Doing otherwise would be rude to the good people of the TSA. 

Salted or unsalted butter? 

Heckuva ratio 

Never trust a grown ass man with a flavor saver. 

When you only have one working ear left, why subject it to this? 

With such short gawdamn arms! What are they supposed to do? 

Especially if he’s big.

That was cool as the other side of the pillow.