All I know is that Drew is plotting his untimely demise.

Easy there, tiny. 

Weird, I usually find Boogers under the desk, not behind them. 

I was going to go with a pallbearers joke, but this is better. 

Oh, how the Mighty have fallen! 

Do you at least eat most of your meals in a van? 

He was hoping for Jimmy Batman. 

The other one was better. 

Ain’t no shame in Bobby’s game. 

Dick Eating: Its Faaaannn-tastic! 

nachos, vomit and a whiff of fireworks. 

I hope no longer gets stuck with the bill from 40 year old plus dumb dumbs for the soup de jour.

How do I know that I’m old? If I tried that I would be on the DL after crushing my balls and the hammy.

Are these balks?

I say we give Gabe a chance, for science!

You just know he’s going to be rolling in latkes as soon as he sets up house in miami.

Not sure about confounding but certainly bewildering. I saw Bob Dylan opening for the Grateful Dead in 1995 at some huge outdoor venue in Vermont. The only lyrics that most people could understand from Bob were the titles of the songs.

Geno Smith isn’t exactly the shinyiest example of black quarterbacking, it must be said. 

Or go the Daniel Jones route and sit KD for three years (the Green Bay Model). 

I got 20 on a Swarthmore/Vassar/Mt. Holyoke combo ticket