When covered like that you really should feed the posterior. 

+! Mama, there goes that man again.

Its soccer, seven seconds just seems like 34. 

Maybe all he gets is “clown questions,” bro.

I too miss the old tube TV’s. Wait, what? 

Ta-Tas is a dark horse option for me on the betting line. 

No, but I have been to a Turkish prison. Ya ever seen a gladiator movie? 

Hey! Some of us are old! 

well, one guy really

Surprise surprise another soccer video without any goals. SMDH

Well that would be 14 in dog years, so he wouldn’t be too far wrong. 

More than thirty shakes and you are definitely playing with it.

I couldn’t care less what Mos Def does, I sure wish I hadn’t! 

Come to my house and I’ll do it to ya! 

OTOH it does explain the flavor of Budweiser. 

+1 Inception boooaaahhhh

He would stop a tornado in its tracks by telling it that it simply does not compare to the tornadoes from Chicago/his youth. 

The overly fanatical teen also talked about how he was able to snap a bone in his leg and still sit there cheerily for about a half-hour before going to the hospital:

Could have started the WARNING GROSS! line right about that dude’s eyebrows.

This really is Norway to start a discussion of the rules, of life, or hockey really.