I dvr’d the live coverage and was an about hole 12 when I had an ebay alert. I picked up the phone to check it (I won the auction!) and ESPN sends the results out over the top of the Ebay app. GOD DAMMIT, I did everything I was supposed to! 

I hope he brings that ‘do back for coaching. 

DeChumpeau, TBH

From looking at the photo, its clear that Mullins is going back down to the docks to run things for the teamsters (wink, wink). 

occasional soaks in scope are all I hear happening to it, a savage I told ya!

More than two shakes and your’e playing with it.

Bee-Lieve it. 

As someone who remembers the 1988 Sugar Bowl, fuck Auburn. 

Or when you pass out with a cig after three too many homeless man’s boilermakers.

Needs 55 more flavors.

I never knew that Doonesbury guy was such an asshole. Huh. 

You sir, are lazy AF: 

He just wants this game to get over with already, he has to wax the floors in the concourse tonight. 

Tell her to do it if she’s so keen. 

I refuse to touch my wife’s mouth guard, she just takes it out and leaves it on the sink like a goddamn animal. It is however a good alarm for morning fun though. 

Curses, Foiled Again! 

I hope the happy couple invite this Guy. 

Goddammit! I’m still no closer to finding that shoe, blast! 

Ever been kicked in the balls in the fairway?

It lost the play in game to General Booty in the NOTY first four.