Move the General to Catcher. 

Goddamn my haste and or dyslexia I was rushing over here to make a Mad Dog Russo and Tony Kornheiser joke.

I heard he was going to his car, get his other gun and then shoot everyone’s ass. 

I’m probably just a bot.

And his dog is actually awful

I’ve found that a credential from Highlights can open a lot of doors. Mainly exits, but still. 

Hey, so do I, after reading this. 

MLB

I can’t really blame him. Can you Imagine how hard it must be to find Kash Ali on whatever they call a snickers bar over there? 

I need a “sung to the tune of”... like in the old Mad Magazines.

cleaning out the kickee’s pockets i’d wager

It certainly is high praise.

It is a goddamn shame I had to scroll this far for a Bell Book and Candle joke. A Goddamn shame. 

“Sponsored by Johnny Walker: The official drink of sound decisions.” 

I wonder how long they have had ol’ Walt up and about? 

I got a fiver on “Fricken” 

What, its not like Eric’s going to get it. 

All right turns is a losing strategy in Light Bike to be sure. 

I am trying as hard as I can to get fucked. There are only so many times and can empty the dishwasher unbidden without anyone noticing it around here.