These two ere too hardcore for that. They go green can in their lunchbox. After all, that is the Bitter. 

Well, not hanging exactly. 

Annnnd Nowwww Your Coach! Teeeeeddddddd NNNNuuuuuuuuugennnnnttt! 

In a world that is ever more able to look things up on some sort of handheld device anytime anywhere, we are rather overdue for a complete rethinking of secondary education.

This has to be crushing news to Eric though. 

I’ve heard rumors about this sort of thing with Griffin and today the other sock finally dropped with today’s filing. 

Don’t spoil your dinner is a solid rule in my house. 

Open: Well lit frat house hallway. Around 8 AM Parent’s weekend.

I hear there’s an opening at with LaVar at BBB. 

Someone needs tog get another shift started at the at the Bud Light/Trojan/Plan B factories Stat! 

Everything’s just coming up shitheads the last few days. 

Sea World or Busch Gardens? 

The thirty or so seconds where they wanted their belly scratched were super awkward.

Personally, I think it’ll be the 31st. You gotta get to three in a row for a streak. Especially in a situation with a binary outcome. 

I was looking for a story about supportive underwear and gold bond. 

Dude, I said she’s in Ottawa. She is super hot and when possible I’m super into her. Youknowhatimean? Amirite?

Matt Roe

Cartier Diarra

+1 Sonuvabitch

Flair on the uniforms is more of a UM/tOSU thing