I’m just happy to see that Mama John has finally decided to move on with her life. 

Someone better buy those two kids in the header pic a pair of ladders and some back belts for when Shaq gets hammered.

You are goddamned right she is. You want me to try and set you up with one of her model buddies? 

Ha! I have had sex more recently than Cam Newton! That trip to see my girlfriend in Ottawa was a great idea!

What he didn’t say was that this happened just after last Christmas.  

I thought they were sponsored by a vintage putter manufacturer, which did seem odd. 

He followed it up with: “When I go to Vancouver the girls there are all over me!” 

TIL that the D’Backs are size queens. 

If this picture was of me with my knees, feet on a similar plane like Ms. Harris, at least one of my appendages would be in the process of being dragged off by a Dingo. Good on her. 

I know just the someone to figure it out:

I, for one, can’t afford a new computer monitor and or phone, so I am in favor of this as well. 

Look out! He’s got an internet gun! 

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I’ll take Deacon Jones with the first pick.

To the Gulag with you. 

My bracket has Duke (Not David, but nearly as bad) on it.

Hands Free Does Have Its Problems:

Someone needs to check on the modern pentathlon team, stat! 

His FUPA turns unfashionable pleated Khakis into modern flat fronts, tres manifique! 

Husky, even.