Scouting department:

Through a series of tubes. 

“I think you mean a chesse and dentist order, there Charles”

Just with dudes I guess. 

Or Oh for that matter.

And Palmyra, NY! Everybody Hates these moronis! 

I was coaching Varsity Girls Basketball while in Europe at an American GI high school and I had someone do the stall to us for about 50 seconds. It was really weird, it was toward the end of the second quarter, they were behind by about six. My team looked at me and I told them “We’re leading, what do I care if they…

I always ask for extra lengua with my OBJ.

+1 (time a week, maybe)

Hey, don’t let your mouth write checks that your ass can’t cash, brah. 

This is the exact reason why you should mandate all riders put baseball cards in their spokes. So people can hear them coming. 

Brandon Weeden

+1 Sad Trombone (From a Baltimore Colts Marching Band member)

I have been aching to see R2-D2 vomit popcorn since 1977. 

Yeah I’m the guy sullying, not that chucklefuck and his tiny wife. 

Hard to get fat on that weak sauce beer the allow in Utah. 

But they are all finger guns where you point one at a problem only to have three (charges) point back at you! 

You know, you may be right. How about we bury the hatchet with a few beers and a screening of “Old Yeller” to make it up to ya. 

Unlike the original Shane at least this has a happy ending. 

Cums Laude