They just turn his pot of gold upside down, with him underneath obviously. 

HOW MUCH MONEY IS CAPITAL ONE PAYING YOU! 

This pun thread is off to a particularly rough start. 

Slides 1, Flip Flops 0.

Also example #436 of why you shouldn’t talk shit while wearing flip flops.

Lets not repeatedly jump to conclusions here. So far we haven’t heard this from the ‘roo’s point of view. 

Hey man, Rubbin’ (your neck with my hand forcefully) is Racin’. 

I’ve already sourced a lead lined cup. 

I was once asked who the fuck do you think you are, Mike Keenan? By Mike Keenan.

Here you go:

Stop letting them sit on your food, ninny! 

John Gruden: (reddening intensifies)

Hold out for Kotaku Tokens, the exchange rate is unbelievable right now

At first I thought they were fighting over a ham. Then I realized that would be 40 days too early. 

I wonder if the views are nice from atop his high horse. 

Also who the hell needs a fast food joint down at the student center or wherever that is closed half the weekend?

Unless he’s one of those everyday carry knobs, if that’s the case you are in even worse trouble.

Trying to find someone with a better doggy style when it comes to cleaning up? 

Idle hands truly are the Devil’s playground. 

Does it count if I lost? Yes? Nvm then. Asking for a friend.