I think this vein of comedy is about played out.

Probably one of the least gross things to happen on that hotel couch as well. 

Tell them it was a viral “Want to get away?” ad for those fine folks at Southwest Airlines. 

Thirty kays, lord and thirty nights
I’m comin’ home on an airplane flight
Sponsors waitin’ at the ticket line
Tell me son why do you sit there cryin’

Sad!

Me too, except i’m #13. Other people’s shit, knocking me around. 

A lot of people don’t like them in subs b/c they make the thing soggy if there is a gap between making and eating. 

for it to be a lunch special for $4.50 with rice and a coke they do. 

bollocks! 

Ask any of the Divorcees in the area, going from a Whiskey Dick to a Big Dick is a definite upgrade. 

+1 round of slow, rhythmic, clapping  

What a freaking amateur!

I would have said Austin 3:16 crowd. 

Best three minutes of my day so far:

Here’s the most likely Mike O. I found:

Just be sure to be the gel (based lube) and not the glue in this instance. 

I bid two clubs (to your head).

Truly a grand slam.

Let’s not build this guy up too much. He only did it so he could make left turns easier. They have been doing this in SEC country for years. 

Looking for someone with McCarthy’s build isn’t going to narrow the list of suspects down much in Wisconsin.