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attaboy sometimes you gotta farm those fitbit steps

Hear Hear! The low, dangling fruit is ours to slurp up! 

The Sixty cents in can returns. 

/sniff

Looks like Blinky got a new job as a cooler. 

If that were the case, the government wouldn’t currently be overrun with Puritan loons hellbent on imprisoning your genitals.

Make him do stand up PSA’s against trafficking while standing on the shield of every Sunday/Monday night football would be a great start. 

No. That’s the sandwich shop next door. 

He woulda gotten away with it, if it only he had put more arc on it! 

He likes his ancient chinese secrets. 

Eight more times and he fills up his punch card for a free one! 

Is Kevin Bacon the more famous guy we heard about?

Gillette: The Best Handjob A Man Can Get!

When Shapo finds out about your wandering eyes he will be crushed. 

Dum dums sucking at tic tac toe are pretty damn entertaining.

/points to junk

Well it was only from 3-4 feet. 

As long as the phrase “Big Tipper” is not used then sure. 

Do they serve food?