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And for cotton balls in ears

Subs, not dubs, you Philistene! 

Fucking Anti-Vaxxers

I was firmly in Drew’s camp for most of my life but once I stopped buying Hellman’s, I started liking Mayo. 

The farts add a whiff of umami, elevating the lowly Teddy Graham. 

With the second child we didn’t even have a name list yet. 

You probably lovered her more than that at least once, given your location. 

Kid Presentable

Two and a half damn seasons too long longer!

Needs to be washed down with the last of that Lacroix lime you opened yesterday. 

Sry about the GIF

He’d have the whole thing made into a Magasuit.

Gotta start somewhere man. 

Now playing

What else was he going to do? The reefer?

Start pumpin’ your bunions. 

Short Pep Boys stock. Stat! 

I expected a more technical display from the wrestling parents. 

Relax, when they are not cutting weight, they walk around at 150lbs, easy. 

Hey Wang! Don’t tell them that you’re Jewish. 

Rough Valentine’s Day buddy?