Believe you me, I have slept on plenty of doubles, whether they be doublemint twins, whiskey doubles or double cheeseburgers. The point I’m trying to make is that at least six players for the Philadelphia NFL franchise prefer giant wangs, according to the reportage.

Seems like there are a lot of size queens in the Eagles locker room.

TIL some of the members of the Eagles locker room are size queens. 

It Begins! 

Bad Dog! Bad!

my liver is going to file a class action lawsuit against the referees. 

The whistle is created just with his mouth, and at one point he held a record for the world’s loudest mouth whistle.

A little bit country, little bit rock and roll ads are worse. Much much worse. 

Nip slip by Andy Reid over Josh McDaniels being pantsed on sideline. 

Lose today. I don’t want to take any goddamn chances with them. 

Really sounds like his wheelhouse. 

Now THAT’S a howler! 

You seriously think the frame on most of David’s rides would hold up with the weight of that rig added? 

That’s the one where you are a bully and want to bang your mom. There’s no height limit for that one. 

Whelp, looks like this weekend is shot to hell now. Thanks, I guess. 

That’s Mets minor league fans

Members Only jackets come in clutch here. 

They have a whole complex named for this man! 

I notice dignity isn’t on your list. 

Legos are more expensive than Wild Turkey.