They all have a piece of masking tape with last name and position coached on the back of their heads.

I was out when I heard that they play full court in the Big XII, nuts to that. 

Hear Hear!

Guys like this in the black, yet here I swim in the greys. Sad! 

Oh, Yew! 

He cried while preparing the animals, and not just from cutting up the onions for the mirapoix. 

I know the feeling well. Plenty of evenings around here have been ruined by the appearance of an indifferent Cox. What a waste of the fancy candles. 

Poooooo! Poooooo I say to you sir!

Joy Division

It would be a lot easier to explain to players if you went with a “Just give 110%, 100% of the time.” strategy. 

“What we really need right now Enes, is another country to file a warrant for your arrest as well. That will really pump up your value on the trade market. Go call Maduro a candy ass or something, something that will go viral.”

But think of all the things you’ll be inoculated against! (If you survive the first 36-42 hours) 

After the hurricane last year, you’d think people would be lining up for a decent House in the Houston area. 

Trump: Hold my Diet Coke... 

It is weird to use a Longhaired Sissy to try and own the libs by the right.

Didn’t you hear? Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi killed them with their bare hands and weak border control views. Sad! 

You are the one who deserves all the stars (and a map, some gas money and a few leads for jobs) for living in Syracuse.

I’ll bring my bullhorn.

And I want some of it. Damn snow days around here. 

That explains the hires of Ima and Hesa Weasle to the coaching staff.