I think a lot of the decision for me would boil down to which podunk city do I want to live in for 2-3 years vs whatever city in the NFL I get drafted by. I’d pick football for the simple reason that I’d rather hang myself than watch that many baseball games.

Random distance that changes by possession.

That Tracy is a real Fontina of information. 

With all that gear, how do we know they haven’t? 

Go back to Io9 nerd. 

Two bracelets AND a watch? That’s an offensive coordinating AT ITS BEST.

While I sit here being twice as mediocre for twice as long for half as much. SMDH. 

I think Gruden’s going to end up disappointed with Mayock. He wanted a yes man but hired a yeth man. 

Holding steady at two out of three over here. Does that make me a Buccaneer? 

This whole thing is weird. I thought Bulovas were known for their accuracy. 

This has a real monkey’s paw feeling to it. I’m all for Saban getting pounded but Dabo being high and mighty takes the shine off a little. 

You show me a 90 year old athlete that could pass a USADA or WADA piss test, I’ll show you a corpse. 

And very high levels of gumption and moxie!

This is obviously what you wanted as a response so here, you big baby:

You would think that lawyers would be bending over backwards and tumbling allover themselves to vault over the competition to represent the gymnastics community in this organization effort.

Get your game on, go play (elsewhere). 

That hat looks like it has been photoshopped on. Creeping me out. 

He needs to find something better to do with his time. Maybe he should ask David Price about that Fortnite thing he’s always going on about.

This is the worst look for John Olerud since he tried to make the batting helmet everyday attire.