The AFC South Shall Rise Again! 

I picture Joe going to Washington and showing up at the wrong facility about half the time. 

Who’s got two thumbs and appreciates meaningless yards and touchdowns coming late in a loss? This Guy:

No Mariska, no sale. 

I’m glad I took the refs and the points in both games today.

Rooney may have been drunk but the swearing was coming over the phone from his mum. 

With all the kids he has his dad strength must be over 9000! 

Leave the Colts out of it. 

Fucking history nerds. 

He Killed Kenny hurt Drew! You Bastard!

I cannot let him score on me easy. He’s gotta work for it.

The more rabid fans go with the “Bol is Life” ones. 

Bol don’t lie

Maybe not that well, but they are trying

Someone needs to find out what the bear’s secret is. They’ve been pooping in the woods forever and nobody’s ever raised a fuss. 

The last time I was that high, Burning Man was just a Burning Toddler. 

I figured it was this guy:

With a nice marinara its not that bad! 

You go get them Woolley

WWE did not release a cause of death.