SLIPPED IN RAIN OUTSIDE, RAN INTO WALL WITH INJURY TO GLANS OF PENIS; HAD ERECTION PRIOR TO TRAUMA

Why not Cologne? There is a sex store in the airport! Its gotta be off the chain bruh! 

To hell with you I scrolled through to make sure Drew wasn’t on there. 

What about Simmons’s other buddy Sal? Can’t he have a clean crack? 

Agreed. (Outside a prenup signature)

So was Bortles in 2017. Do you see the point yet? 

You know when you complain a lot, people eventually tune you out completely KC.

As long as you keep the Nervous Diarrhea part, ok. 

Ding! 

Just 997 years short of his promised “1000 year Richt.”

You should be happy if you have a bilingual toddler. Tovarich. 

That’s good neck wattle!

Are you people going to complain when the Raiders do something right for a change (bend over and take it so NE does not get home field?)? 

I don’t particularly care if I catch heat for this but Kaep as he left the league was not worlds apart from the mid tier results you would get from top level Bortles. Like Buddy Holly, he is better off (professionally) dead before he produced some shitty concept album that nobody understood. Stay woke but relax on the…

What did these muttons do to those kids? Wake up Sheeple! Mutton is murder! 

If only ND’s defense was as effective as the Catholic Church.

Fucking dirty papists can’t even come close to covering.

Which is probably accurate.

CEO Jim Lites, for those who need context:

When it comes to the QB situation in Jacksonville Bortle’s extension really has them in a pickle.