It goes really nice with his bag of holding. 

Dana White looks like sentient mashed potatoes. 

This involved zero time for beard related activities (clearing fauna out of it and such) and is therefore suspect. 

The Cheez-It Bowl was:

Contrary to popular belief, Owls are one of the natural worlds dumber animals. I’m not sure how this applies here but it is true nonetheless. 

If you got some plan B, you don’t gotta get married.

I feel sorry for the kid from Boise State who was planning on asking his sweetheart to marry him after the game. All that planning. All for naught!

Crikey! That’s awful. 

Easy there Shemp.

Its always darkest before the light (tap on the balls).

Good for you! The real question is which one is the one that has laid Drew so low? 

Au revoir Woolley. I believe women do get you.

Me too. Also it stinks in there and I want to leave the place that stinks.

No one has had a 103-yard anything

The NY Media will never allow this, Jim Harbaugh eats pizza with a knife and fork, AND a spoon somehow.

Quick! Someone give me photoshop for Xmas! 

Cut from the ‘Skins on Christmas Eve? Lucky bastard. All I ever get on Christmas eve is a new pair of PJ’s. 

Wilks has to get back the the precinct house. Too many good cops are taking too many chances. 

Not knowing either, I imagine that Trout would be smaller than Salmon.

Good. Now he can go back to being the by the book police Lieutenant that his face was meant to be.