How dare you have an opinion that differs from mine! Who do you think you are?

Long story. After a rather loud verbal altercation on the showroom floor, during which I expressed my dissatisfaction with their bait & switch and overall bullshit sales tactics, they physically blocked me from leaving the showroom, still trying to make a sale. After few verbal warnings, while also trying to go to…

Hard parking at the food court entrance FTW.

How else am I going to mall-crawl and impress the other soccer-dads though?

For sale: 7th Gen Accord Coupe. Light front and rear hit, bags blown but easy fix. Non smoker, needs new driver’s seat lower cushion due to staining.

Speed limits are slowly creeping out of the reach of my locked, lifted, snorkeled & [trail] armored 3rd Gen 4Runner on 33's. I struggle against a headwind with the 75 mph limits where I am now and on a good day will average 17 MPG. Is this the universe’s way of saying maybe I should, you know, not commute in my trail…

Does almost getting into a fight with a Ford salesman and the sales manager after they physically blocked the doors of the showroom to prevent us from leaving because we didn’t want to buy the Escape they had on the lot count?

I reeeeally wanted to make an “impaler” joke (I think thats the name of a car from Carmageddon) but couldn’t figure out the wording.

I want to say thats an Impala.

Yeah, but in your Mazda3, that 2.0l 4 banger is hauling around anywhere from 200 - 500lbs less weight.

‘15 Mazda CX-5 6-spd (manual) had it. It was annoying as hell.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m as pleased as the next guy that this is more than just an appearance package, but you can start to see where they compromised on that underbody shot.

In my house, I’d be painting myself.

GFCI, baby.

I can paint my dishwasher red and put a nice set of wheels on it, but at the end of the day, its still a dishwasher.

Those rock sliders, who makes them?

I uh... really REALLY like the way this looks without the wing. I’ve never seen it without one, and it looks spectacular.

According to her arrest report, her family has indeed been in this country before this country was a country (her ethnicity is listed as “American Indian”).

Cool swap, kinda wish he’d stuck with the stock / OE front bumper for the JDM fascia, or had gone back to USDM front because front-on it looks kinda SN95 Mustang-ish.

She DOES drive a Land Rover...