By granny shifting.  Not double clutching like he should.

Meanwhile, Cybertrucks brick from going through a car wash. 😂

In other WWII news, an American bomb just detonated beneath a Japanese airport.

Don’t hate me.
Kia Soul.

I look forward to repeatedly trying to avoid these cars being sold by shitty dealers a few states away.

It needs a belt service and some tires in the near future

Fuck this thing.

Dodge Dart. I sold some of these new about a decade ago. They were a POS from the start. We had issues with them while they were on the lot and it didn’t get better after someone drove one home. The seats were uncomfortable and way to narrow for an actual butt. The DCT and 1.4 Turbo were an awful pairing. The engine…

The Dodge Avenger is such a hatefully awful car, representing the worst parts of “Chrysler” and every name the company has been under during my lifetime, which is 5 if my count is correct.

...and then there’s this fucking moron.

Absolutely. Some of the lobotomies weren’t recent.

102k for that delivery experience is absolutely hilarious. Do they have anybody that works there that has not had a recent lobotomy? 

Right. Such was the case on a Chevy Cruze Eco I once drove, although that one had other fuel-sipping tricks.

Yeah, that’s exactly my point. It’s been a while since that was routinely the case.

Excellent write-up. Yes, a car breaking down at a crucial life moment, when you’re really depending on it, can sour a relationship. I’ve bought enough troublesome cars to know that.

I have, unfortunately, been there.

Crack Pipe. 

The downside of turbos.

Don’t you guys get tired of whining “sTiCk tO cArS” year after year?