EXACTLY! This guy gets what I’m talking about.

I live there. I’d choose any neighborhood in The City over anywhere in Northeast Ohio

The antithesis of Parma: Collinwood

He sure as shit won its suburbs, and that’s who was in those stands, at least in the lower bowl

I’m a Cavs fan. I was born and raised in Cleveland. I lived there for 29 years.

This guy does this with literally any k-car posted in the state. I’ve seen it happening for a while and I knew it was a matter of time before it ended up on jalopnik.

Rectum? Damn near killed him!

And in ten years’ time they’re buying heroin.

I lived in Cleveland for 29 years. It’s a shitty, violent, hateful place full of shitty, violent, hateful people. I’d rather die than go back.

There’s someone with a voodoo doll in a back room at Comet Pizza cackling maniacally right now

You can do that with the Flywheel app in Los Angeles, San Francisco, Sacramento, Portland and Seattle. It’s also as cashless as uber.

She’s the DFW metroplex distilled into a single person

Counterpoint: the Cubs only exist because they’re the neighborhood team of the whitest part of the most racially segregated major city in America.

The “draft a QB until one is good” strategy is how you get the Cleveland Browns.

Ohio: it’s Florida with snow!

“Why didn’t I think of this?”

Sorry to bring this back from the dead, but I just realized something:

Feingold ran way ahead of HRC in Wisconsin. Without an albatross at the top of the ticket, we win that senate seat  

There’s a casino two blocks from the arena. I’m sure Sir Charles wouldn’t mind

This is a bit long, but follow me here for a second.