Counterpoint:

I’d much rather have strict-but-easily-circumvented smog laws like we have here in California than somewhat-looser-but-extremely-difficult-to-circumvent smog laws like I had back in Cleveland. 

Buy 970,000 NUMMI Prizms and/or Corollas and give them out to anyone who needs reliable transportation but can’t afford it

I’d rather drive my damn infiniti g20

If it doesn’t, will a clown drag it off the track with a large hook?

IDK. It’s unreliable, slow, overrated, rust-prone, available with a manual transmission, and available as a wagon.

Someone’s gotta tell Randy: if you wanna commit gross sex acts in public in Buffalo, you gotta tailgate at a Bills game like everyone else.

Yeah, tell that to one of my customers who broke his hip after some jackass cyclist decided not to stop for a red light. I’ve almost been hit countless times on my commute to work (which is a combination of walking and transit). I’m sure if I was older or had a physical disability, I would have been hit.

I drive a 1969 Datsun, thank you very much

It’s never “the time to be discussing guns” because “innocent people have died” in mass shootings LITERALLY ONCE EVERY THREE DAYS THIS YEAR.

Nucky Thompson

Shit, Rover or Trivisonno in Cleveland make these guys look like Justin Trudeau.

Collinwood.

If “P-con” was on the air in Cleveland or Boston instead of the Bay Area, he’d have been given a contract extension and a raise for these remarks.

If we’re gonna be period-correct, can I sell crack to the IROC owners?

This is why I’m keeping my 1969 Datsun 510 until I die.

In Ohio, state Supreme Court justices are elected, not appointed. He’s doing this so the unwashed white trash masses will vote for him.

Then and now, many, many more inline six Challengers, barracudas, mustangs, and camaros were sold.

If only she’d have held on to that. Fantastic little cars

Infiniti M30. You can buy the nicest one in the world for less than $2500, and it is to a Z31 300ZX as a G35 is to a 300ZX. I bought this convertible last year for $650, it handled multiple multi-state road trips with zero problems, and even passed CA smog on the first try. My roommate also daily drives a coupe, she…