My 1993 Sentra SE-R saved my life in 2007. I was pulling out of work, and was t-boned on the driver’s side by a woman in a Protege5 who was estimated by the responding officers to have been going 75-80 MPH in a 35 zone. She punted my poor little Sentra like a football, jumped a curb, and finally was stopped by a…

I can tell you why, as someone who owned a DSM of some sort from 2000-2010.

So after reading this article, and everything else on the “HOA” tag on jalopnik, I’m noticing a common thread: all these stories come out of tacky, trashy-but-expensive places for trash with money.

The side effect of that is that it tells folks who break into cars that if they break into yours, they might find a gun

Tuna on a plane?

The problem is that it’s not a 20-30 minute endeavor. Clearing TSA can take as little as five minutes or as long as a few hours, and it’s hard to know that without exiting the checkpoint to learn it the hard way.

1998-2003 Infiniti G20 Touring. It’s got Nissan’s wonderful SR20DE engine. Make sure it’s a touring, you want the limited slip differential in Wisconsin’s climate. It’s quick, but not too much power for a 16 year old. It’ll get an honest 30 MPG in mixed driving. It’ll have all sorts of luxury bells and whistles,…

I didn’t know Bob Golic’s Sports Bar & Grill rebranded itself.

I didn’t know Bob Golic’s Sports Bar & Grill rebranded itself.

Curious how Pats fans are more upset by Michael Vick killing dogs than they are by Aaron Hernandez killing human beings.

Idk. Big Ben rape apologists are at least as bad as Southie trash.

Jesus Christ they’re the Best Fans In Football.

East Contra Costa ain’t the Bay Area, no matter how much they claim to be. If you’re closer to Stockton or Sac than The City, you’re not in the Bay.

I remember one cold night in November of 2015, I was wandering Chicago in search of a bite to eat before catching a red eye back to San Francisco, and I ended up at a bar that served sandwiches in Wrigleyville. Thursday night football was on. The only two other customers in that cesspool of bro culture were two drunk…

Because white people in the suburbs of detroit are completely terrified of going into detroit, unless it’s for NAIAS, the Red Wings, or to buy heroin.

There is literally a train that connects the Oakland Airport to the Oakland Coliseum nonstop, and Spirit often sells LAX-OAK flights for $39. 😳

I’m just shocked that the purveyor of Steph’s Air Max Mallwalkers is in bed with the president of Baby Boomer white trash suburbia.

Oh, not to mention every white trash guy from a suburb of (insert Midwestern or Southern city here) wears (insert SEC/Big Ten)-branded UA stuff everywhere, and it invariably is two sizes too small. From Gwinnett County, GA, to Lake County, OH, it never fails.

He’s not fit to wash Joe Tait’s sweaters

I think every Charger ever, beside someone Junior Seau, bitched about having to play for them...and I don’t blame them.