If you can’t heckle Jimmy Dolan, what the hell is the point of going to the Garden?

Someone tell Mike Judge that as well-written as this all has been, we’d like to get back to our regular programming.

So now the area between King and 16th, east of 280, is a sterile medical campus growing like a cancer, sports stadiums, and encampments of homeless people that the community would do anything to but house them.

Maybe if by “fame” they mean “having the economic wherewithal to not have to tolerate toxic family members”

Oh, I know. He ran in ‘92 as well

Idk. I’d have picked Jerry Brown over HRC or Dumb Donald.

Imagine if at 10AM every Sunday, the names of all 32 teams go into a hat, two are drawn, and they have to play each other, each one coached by a Ryan brother.

Phish is to music as BMW is to cars:

Grayson Allen is basically Eric Trump if he had athletic ability.

Browns-Chargers

Grayson Allen/Tim Tebow 2032: make America closeted again

To be fair, the local governments and chambers of commerce of every Midwestern city has been saying that about itself for 20 years.

Hey, they’re not browns fans

Macho bullshit is two thirds of the sport.

We sure as shit don’t need two semipro teams

San Francisco Zodiacs?

WHY WOULD YOU SHOOT ONE OF THOSE BIRDS?

Buy a carbureted RX7.

It appears to be the same sort of war that we’re waging on drugs and terror...