Yeah, but you’re heavily outnumbered by backwards shits. You don’t have to go far to see the hills having eyes. Like Grove City or Whitehall.

Nah, it’s because the A’s ownership doesn’t give a shit about winning. In the 70's when the A’s were kings, there were maybe four Giants fans south of Daly City and east of Treasure Island.

National news?

I think a lot of it is the South Park/4chan “for the lulz” crowd.

So who wants to help me build a guillotine?

I’m 5'9". I’m literally the average American male. I can’t see shit out of these cars.

Ralph Wilson Stadium is a swingers’ club that occasionally hosts football games.

So, basically, all those Chuck Norris jokes were actually about Tammy Duckworth?

WHERE IS HER NECK?!?!

The A’s had that claim on Northern California from roughly 1972-1986. When you have two teams 15 miles apart, it happens.

Son, are you lost?

If Congressman Danger doesn’t come out to this on his next talk show appearance, I’ll be very disappointed

And the deaths from heart failure would greatly outnumber deaths from combat.

This isn't 1986.

Regular or nihilist Arby’s

...go on

They’re local, too. I'm bidding on them.

Idk, Lochte is dumb enough to need his mom to handle his finances for him.

They're only for the free market when it benefits old rich white men.

Hey, I'm sure he cheated on his girlfriend with a stripper named Grace in Dallas...