Where?

It’s the Lakers’ season, summed up in one play.

So do I. Just shy of 60, but certainly before it.

As a Mazdaspeed Miata owner, I'd like to have a word with you...

By the way, we have legit pierogi here in San Francisco finally!

I’m also a Cleveland refugee, I’ve been here in the Bay Area for a year now.

The Cleveland Browns fan base is nothing to aspire to

You forgot the Cleveland Rams

You mean The Greys?

To be fair, a DUI is a sacrament in Ohio. All motherfuckers do there is drink, and public transit there is nonexistent...

The league tried to put us out of our misery in 1996. Sadly, we asked for more pain.

Cleveland has aged him. He went from looking like a college kid to looking like a 35-year old guy from Eastlake who sells his grandma’s pain pills at the corner bar.

Give them a break. Nobody can even watch this team sober. Imagine having to be a part of it sober.

If you're working on a car from beneath it, gravity sends all sorts of things to horrible places.

I can vouch for this. From experience.

Part of me feels like half the white dudes under 35 in America have done a similar transformation over the last five to ten years.

The Rams are the football team Cardinal Nation deserves.

Problem-free? Nope

Look, if anyone is willing to pay money to see the Chargers, the team should just roll with it and not ask any questions.

So how much longer until James Bond kills Mark Zuckerberg and Maxima avenges his death?