The Century was basically the Toyota Avalon for people who consume Fox News instead of NPR.

“I’m actually struggling to think of a genuinely shit car from the last five years or so.”

On one hand, that’s 1/5 the lifespan of a Camry powertrain.

Look at the expression on his face: it proves that even a blowjob can’t make watching Snyder’s Shitstains enjoyable.

Seconded. Especially since Stillers Nation *burp* has the same attitude towards women’s sexual consent as ISIS.

Yeah, but we’ve been waiting for that reach around since 1999.

There are no winners there.

I don't care if you promised me a luxury box full of concubines, NOTHING is worth rooting for the Washington Racial Slurs

You know what, I think I’m gonna bandwagon to the Bills, their fans are getting laid more than anyone else’s

He’s a white NFL player born and raised in Texas. Half of their fan base is jacking off to that idea as we speak.

I can hear Jerry Jones salivating and looking for his checkbook already...

Why release the hostage now when you can extract even more ransom, right?

Look, if I had to try to lead the Browns, I’d be a raging alcoholic, too...

You'd think a criminal cartel like that would jump on any opportunity to launder money.

Football’s cultural grip on America is tragically absurd. If MLS had owners like Dan Snyder and Jerry Jones, people would be burning soccer balls in the streets.

Supply and demand. Manual GL-10’s are unobtanium.

Columbus is the island of awesome in the ocean of fail that is the Midwest.

I would ordinarily be against a team winning despite this many overlooked flagrant penalties.

If it were titled as a diesel in California and had our good friend Ellis Juan along for the ride, then I could see $6500. Maybe.

No. Then they just shuffle seats, chambers, or offices. Ohio has had term limits for over 20 years, and that’s exactly what happens there, and Ohio’s state legislature is exponentially nuttier and more right-wing than congress.