Let it fucking burn. Not my problem anymore.

I’ll never understand America. We’ve installed puppet dictators around the world, but we let Texas govern itself.

Game 7 of the 1997 World Series.

Cleveland fans, by far. They're just too busy directing their natty-light-fueled rage at each other for anyone who's not at an Indians or Browns game to notice.

So basically, if we discard the fake DAS EFX flow (which sucked even when DAS EFX used it), he got outshined by people like Eminem, Scarface, and Biggie? Who WOULDN’T get outshined by Eminem, Scarface, and Biggie?

Have you fed it nitrous yet?

Jesus Christ, it's a Swedish Excalibur

And he’ll still lose the Oscar to some dude in a pseudo-British period drama

Let me guess: first time caller, long time listener?

Meh. I went to an A’s game last week and saw worse fielding from an actual player.

So how many runs would the Skeeters beat the Oakland A’s by?

Most married people cheat. I'm surprised the harassment didn't accelerate.

Chris Brown does not make hip hop music.

He looks undead

I don’t know who’s more insufferable: white men who try to weasel their way into PoC’s spaces, or people who take poetry seriously. Ugh.

*snaps fingers*

The biggest issue I have with bumble is that it’s classist as fuck. All you see besides someone’s pictures are their employer and where they went to college. I’m a cab driver with a high school diploma: you can imagine how few matches I’ve had on bumble.

Hey, I like mine

Northeast Ohio boat culture: making Florida look like the French Riviera

The elephant in the room with autonomous vehicles is maintenance. All electrical and mechanical things fail eventually.