I'm tired of living in a society where nonviolent drug offenders go to prison, and this guy doesn't.

Floyd can be the mascot.

Well, Sinead and Kim K have the same number of relevant songs that people remember fondly...

Another important consideration: was this source shopping the medical records to more than one reporter? I could see pushing them out so you don't get beaten by another organization.

To be fair, America was still waging wars on Native Americans the last time Theismann was relevant...

Imagine a conversation between him and Bernie Kosar.

YOU’RE NOT MY REAL DAD

How am I ever gonna choose between the Daewoo Lanos and Daewoo Leganza?

It's my butt. You're welcome.

I keep the Onion and Jezebel open in two browser tabs. It's getting hard to tell which is which

Well, at least the Secret Service will be there to make sure Lena doesn’t molest her...

Wow, Vanessa Williams keeps busy between acting gigs...

I trust the Post-Dispatch’s reporting on the Cardinals as much as I trust their reporting on the police in and around St. Louis.

Shit. Imagine Kobe as an editor.

The New York Knicks: all of the overinflated self-importance of the Yankees with all of the incompetence of the Mets.

This is just a natural progression for those with beard fetishes...

Can't forget Bill Simmons

They're all named after places you'd rather be than Missouri.

$4400 with little over a day remaining. http://www.ebay.com/itm/Nissan-300…

It's gotta be mental illness: he paid actual money for a Daewoo.