I thought 50 Cent buried him in the Pine Barrens when I was in high school?

I’m just on tinder because I moved across the country and don’t know anyone.

If only my respiratory system could handle the cold...

Canada? Or Minnesota?

As someone who worked for one of the largest water districts on earth: we will always be able to get you water. The question is, can we do it affordably?

I think we’ve reached Peak Hipster with the lead photo.

We’ll just desalinate.

A handy graphic here may help explain it: http://m.dailykos.com/story/2015/05/…

You know why we flee?

No. No. No.

Also: buy a universal OBDII code reader. They can be had used for dirt cheap, anyone can figure how to use them.

Yeah, but the creepy owner will probably fap to that...

When I lived in ohio it was that, plus “almost unconscious at a country concert” selfies.

The sort of people who guzzle that swill either can't or won't read the label, no matter what's on it.

So there is an Aunt Ruckus...

The more I read about Missouri, the more I realize it's all of the tragedy of Florida with none of the comedy.

Republican Jesus wills it to be.

Ok, so is he a SEC frat bro, or a NASCAR driver?

Well, probably because they got in trouble too many times for fapping in public...