What these folks think is “historical” and “traditional” only ever existed in 1950’s sitcoms.

Yes, hopefully his.

I’ve dealt with these shitbags before. She doesn’t deserve a suspension, she deserves a raise.

That thing on Donald Trump’s head? Why would she wear that on her genitals?

Only if you're rich and white.

THIS. I got to see Manny Ramirez play for the Class AA Akron-Canton Indians when I was like 6 or 7. I've been hooked on baseball since.

HAY GUISE WE FOUND PAUL RYAN'S KINJA BURNER

If you think GOATSE is disgusting, wait until you see the Wizards play...

Let’s keep it real here, the only reason the Nets have been a story is that the New York media have been given something to watch that’s slightly less horrifying than the Knicks.

You know what says everything we need to know about both the NFL and America?

Right, but barring him doing something like getting behind Goodell at the draft podium and yelling, "FUCK HIM RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!"...

No, college players do less coke.

Let’s keep it real here:

This isn’t 1993, asshole.

“On par or above for their respective generations.”

As someone who’s lived in Ohio for 29 years, I always thought that “racism will end when The Olds die off” was some dumb shit typically said by people who've never spent serious time east of Sacramento or north and east of DC.

Man, fuck the pearl-clutching over the Knicks. If they didn't play in New York, the franchise would have been shipped off to OKC or New Orleans instead of the Sonics or Hornets. They haven't been relevant since the 1970's. And no, the fight between Ewing and Reggie Miller to decide who loses to the Bulls in four or…

Crossfit is the Skip Bayless of gyms: even on the rare occasion that they're in the right, they're still insufferable.

Ditka, Steven A. Smith, and Bayless are to ESPN as heels are to WWE

Yeah, if we were on ESPN we'd get paid more than firefighters or teachers to be half as funny or insightful as Carrot Top.