Everyone on Deadspin is a comic, sans the audience.

I can think of no better way to illustrate the NFL's problems with misogyny and racism than to compare the penalties (or lack thereof) that Ben Roethlisberger got for raping women with the penalties Michael Vick got for animal abuse.

Ray Rice is in serious trouble. Goodell might add two or three more quarters to his suspension.

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Why don't more Browns fans bandwagon to the Steelers?

It's Youngstown. That Rite Aid is at the corner of Canfield Road and South Meridian. Not surprising that he comes from a place where they think Bernie Kosar is Joe Montana and Kelly Pavlik is Muhammad Ali. D:

Considering the mentality of many MMA fans, if he killed her it'd probably make him more popular. :(

One less racist, one less homophobe. It'd be a net gain for society.

2/3 of white men in Northeast Ohio look, talk, act, and dress like this knuckledragger. This is why I'm moving to the west coast. Imagine living in a place where this is the norm?

All joking aside, this is one of the biggest reasons the Browns have been so bad for so long. What the fan base wants, the fan base gets, whether it makes football sense or not.

Miata. You can't hear the crying when the little fucker is in the trunk.

It's a tool that douchebags use to con religious girls into having sex.

Oh my. If you don't mind me asking, how did kids end up being placed there?

Like I said, rise up again and see what happens.

"No one in the North would have fought to free the slaves."

Or in the case of that Cutlass, Warren, OH. Someone should interview that guy, I've met him. He's got interesting tales of running afoul of the USDOT and fabricating his own tires because nobody manufactures them. And yes, at one time that car was street driven without incident.

Some people are making snide remarks because it's a Camry. I'm not, in fact I also feel a good deal of pain for its owner.

@matt_hardigree I've got some pictures of a lightly camouflaged 2014 Cherokee that I took in Greektown on Saturday afternoon. If you want them, they're hi-res and taken with a decent DSLR. Feel free to email me at collinwoodjack@gmail.com

Pickup trucks are like firearms: most people who own them don't need them, but loudly insist that they do when they're called on the carpet for their absurdity. If you just think that having one is cool, man up and admit it, rather than trying to insist that the expense and negative impact on others is justified by…

I can think of a million legitimate criticisms of Lena Dunham and her televised self-pity party. Not only is this review rampantly sexist, it's a mind-blowingly lazy piece of writing.