oldfatgramma
OldFatGramma
oldfatgramma

Exactly! And a ‘good guy with a gun’ is still an unknown factor. If I’m in a Starbucks, with my concealed service weapon, and I see someone in line with a visible holstered weapon, and I know this person is not a LEO (we do not carry visible weapons without a badge somewhere on us identifying ourselves), all I know

They all float down here.

I don’t have to pay my students loans if I’m floating.

I mean, at least it wasn’t a sewer with an ancient spider-clown in it.

Alternative Izzard tactics:

When I was in my 2o’s, I had a cute butt, perky tits and tiny waist. (But no silicone tits right under my chin.) Now I’m almost 67. After two pregnancies and a hard bout with breast cancer 18 year ago, I have a saggy ass, thick waist, poochy tummy and lopsided boobs. I still go to the gym to increase my muscle mass,

Look, even before the NYC indoor smoking ban, you couldn’t smoke in the fucking. Metropolitan. Museum. of Art.

It’s amazing this is worse than the week he accused a former President of the United States of tapping his phone..

We’ve been spite-crafting headshots of Spicey and adding sticks to them plus weatherproofing to put in bushes all over after work. BEST CRAFTING EVER.

In Russia, sleeve laughs up you.

I’d say I hope the high cholesterol gives him a stroke, but it would take years to even notice that he’s been hit by brain damage.

I shared this last week, but I finally decided to go to law school, got a scholarship, committed to a school, and was pretty nerve-wracked about it. I haven’t told many people yet, just close family.

I know of Cyrus; I have studied Cyrus, and, let me tell you, Billy Ray, you are no Cyrus.

Sorry to hijack a Shade Court thread, but I’m so fucking excited about this and I figured y’all would want to see it, anyway. ;) My new tattoooooo!

My brother loves anime, especially when it hasn’t been redubbed in English. Sometimes the translation sort of falls apart though so the English captioning won’t make sense.

5 years ago I worked with a 28 yr old white guy named MICHAEL JORDAN. Just how??

He engaged in (some manner of unconventional sex act) with (non-human animal/completely inappropriate human animal) while at (some Trump property), attending a conference sponsored by (right wing organization which firmly denounces the sex act in question).

I have this uncanny ability to pay attention to more than one thing at a time.

“Was”?