My family didn’t go to the movies a lot when I was growing up/a teenager. We wanted to till everything came to the video store (Video Library, Hollywood Video, my dad hated Blockbuster). So in 96 it was a big deal when we all went and saw the most talked about movie of the time “Twister.” We didn’t go see another…

Goddamn the mental gymnastics needed to say that the trans bathroom isssue should be left to the states but somehow MARIJUANA needs to be federally-regulated! The hypocrisy is maddening.

The real Sisqó is threatening legal action against the Fake Sisqó.

And much like my eyebrows, your labia will not grow back .

Meanwhile, is it Saturday Night Live yet?

This is a day where I feel really proud to be a lawyer and part of the justice system.

Quiet, but deadly, that woman

Let’s be clear that the protests and letters and calls and demonstrations helped here. Judges are DEFINITELY aware of public opinion in cases like these.

Tee Hee. He’s so mad lol

I bet Trump thinks 2 of the judges voted illegally.

shade and burn

So simple. So brutal.

This dumbfuck’s continued existence is proof that the Clintons don’t have people killed.

My lack of stars means many of you are voting for “giant turkey leg.”

Sweet vs. Salty Amusement Park Food is an excellent idea for Jez’ March Madness bracket. The argument about frozen lemonade vs. soft pretzels, if they both made it that far and idiots didn’t pick “giant turkey leg” instead of “pretzels with cheese,” would reverberate for months.

My favorite from Philly which had NO media coverage.

(Translation of the above)

I have three 97 year old grandparents, all have made mention of this to me this past year. And all three can not fucking believe we let it happen again.