White Man Rule No. 4: If you can’t have something, ruin it for everyone else.

Well done. Coming in second is “well-educated woman with an opinion that I don’t want to have sex with.”

C’mon dude, it’s easy, Super educated Black male Hawaiian muslim, born in Kenya. 

“He realizes that’s not the kind of ‘intelligence’ he was being questioned about, right?”

He flew too close to the batshit sun.

Here’s an idea...

Look, you’re right, but I think you’re whole “try me” schtick is misplaced here. The point of this isn’t about Taiwan, really. It’s about a president who has no fucking idea what he’s doing wading into extremely tricky international waters. And if you’re going to pretend that it’s in the best interest of ANYBODY - us,…

Yeah that totally skeeved me out but hey men do it all the time. My choir teacher married his former student like 2 years out of high school.  

L.A.’s famed Chateau Marmot

You know what people didn’t have in Germany circa 1934? THE INTERNET! And I’m pretty sure the smartphone your average millennial citizen has bouncing around in their bag is more sophisticated and hearty than any camera they had at that time.

None, but there’s a rumor that Barron’s autistic.

I bought some canvases that I plan on painting with Christmas type things to hang up on the wall behind my dining table. In my head it looks pretty. We’ll see what happens in reality.

Hello all! I’ve not been in the mood to post lately but I wanted to let you know that I’m pregnant! Almost 5 weeks along and though I know it’s super early to tell people, I’d love to get some advice on how to get better rest and stop feeling so damn tired all the time! Seriously, this tiny embryo is just sucking away…

Can we just have a round of appreciation here for the Jezebel writers, who have been ON THIS SHIT like nobody’s business? I am filled with love right now.

Truth. Obama seemed to be hinting at some advice in his last press conference though, I need to believe he and others will be behind the scenes forcing the DNC to get its shit together.

In line at the grocery this morning, I saw the new issue of People magazine. I audibly “tsked”. The man in line in front of me turned and nodded. His young daughter announced “WE voted for Hillary!” Her dad prodded, “And why?” The child answered “Because she’s smart and nice, and he’s dumb and stupid.” So these two…

I’m from Ireland, and I’ve been reading Jezebel for years. This website and it’s commenters have given me more of an education than my actual degree did. I read every single article and discussion leading up to the election and I was with you all this week while you hoped and cried and despaired and swore. I read…

For the women in my life who I know were complacent in this election or even fucking voted for the Cheeto, their Xmas present this year will be a donation to PP in their name and a note as to why.

Same.every Trump supportingmember of my family is getting a membership to the NAACP this holiday season. And Im answering every hateful post they make on sociel media. No more unfollow/unfrinding for me. Time to educate

I donated to planned parenthood and then got a lecture from a family member about dead babies. So I donated again, double my original amount, in said family member’s name.