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Bob Odenkirk did Nobody, and I think we need more of those, because John Wick movies seem to take forever, and Liam Neeson is not redoing Taken movies.

Rambeaux would have been better.

You know, I appreciate a writer willing to review a movie on its own dumb level and grade it as such. Nicely done, Jordan!

The only acceptable replacement, of course, would have been David Cross.

Lee Pace is another good choice! 

Billy, you made a movie that was well received, but bombed at the box office. That’s okay! Let it find it’s second life on streaming and become a cult hit. You’ll get more chances. Kevin Smith has almost exclusively made box office bombs and keeps getting movies! No need to blame the majority of americans who won’t

It was pointed out to me that incel dudes were baited into this show (with stuff like Hulk and Daredevil) specifically so they could be cast as the villain as they’re watching it. And now I find it utterly hilarious. Also this weeks episode was pretty great overall.

Well this week had lots o'horses, so that grey will be sad.

I don’t know, if you believe some of the Rings of Power critics, I’d say about 1 billion of those minutes were just watching to prove how much it sucks. One of the greys here considers it his solemn duty to watch it every week just to point out how much money Amazon spent whilst not hiring any horses. Week after week

It’s funny that the prequels to the two most popular fantasy franchises came out at roughly the same time and both enraged racists by casting black people. 

Ned Stark looked up every recorded Baratheon/Lannister marriage recorded in history and noted that they always resulted in a black haired child except for Robert’s and Cersei’s children.

They call it The Homelander.

We all know this guy has:

Then did the sons of Tar-Minyatur ride tall and fell and fair
upon the ships of Belegaer with sails blond as their hair
But first they had to lade aboard each single colt and filly
Using some sort of horse pulley harness that all looked rather silly

I’m getting some major “DENNIS! There’s some lovely filth down ‘ere!” vibes from this shot.

Tuca & Bertie is awesome, though

Man, oh man! The writer of this article is in DIRE need of a week long cruise! 

Ok the person calling out pearl-clutching is drawing a direct line between “a slap is an act of violence” and racism.

Always buy two dozen 10 mm sockets. You think you will have one in reserve when you lose one, but no. It’s doubly embarrassing when you lose both.

  • Places socket over seized bolt.