Ezra really needs to be better.

He who controls TCP/IP packets, controls the universe.

“it’s reassuring that the show seems to agree that Toby is more in the wrong here.”

I’m not much for her standup either, but Trainwreck was legit funny (plus it has Bill Hader!), and the handful of Inside Amy Schumer episodes that I’ve seen had a pretty good ratio of hit/miss sketches.

Condolences about your 15 year old son just now learning of pubic hair.

Pandemic Comedy of Errors Is An Error In Pandemic Comedy.

that our major beef with the Razzies is not so much their general mean-spiritedness, but the sheer lack of creativity with which they express it

Being that you’re a Smith fan, I genuinely love that the likes on your post are at 37. I’m not going to mess with those absolutely perfect metrics, and I encourage everyone else to do the same.

That’s not how I remember it. 

This budget improv Rashomon sucks.

For me too!  I have no problem with aging in general, since the alternative is just outright dying, but I can’t stand the thought of losing my mind and the general physical degradation that comes with it.  It’s really scary.

I’m going to go against the AV Club grain here and say Kevin Smith seems like a really decent, cool guy.

yes. i am one of those monsters who like well-done steak but no way would the waiter suggest that.  altho i think maybe it was just the waiter trying to interpret Steven’s wanting the steak “very good” which i guess translates loosely to “well done”.  just a joke that didn’t quite land, i suppose

About three years ago, I bought meself one of these:

It would be better if we could get Tom Hulce.

I’d say Wanda Sykes and I have found something to agree on.

I understand Randall’s competitiveness with the Scholastic books. I started reading at a very early age (thanks, Mom!) and in maybe 1st or 2nd grade we had some reading program called RIF (maybe) that had levels by color. The teacher had to approve your move to the next level once you finished a level. I jumped out to…

I’ll do you one better: WHY celebrity?

You know, it occurs to me that if you don’t think that a celebrity’s response to something is particularly noteworthy, then you have the option to simply NOT REPORT ON IT. This weird sort of unearned condescending snark may be Barsanti's trademark, but I'll be damned if I can understand why it's something that the GMG…