I don't know... free positive news story? Maybe they'll have learned to pick their battles and leave this one alone (or at least, keep the admonishment private!).

Why is Gaga doing Romeo Rose cosplay this week?

That's quite a big exaggeration! Halflife 2 wasn't even out until November 2004, and at the time I remember people questioning whether the HL2 model standard wasn't a bit too high to expect of every game released from then on.

Keyboard is possible - check the launcher before the game fully loads! It's not a nice way to play though, and I'd certainly advise using the controller.

No, but you can play it shared on keyboard, one on the left and one on the right. It's just not an advisable was to play, because it's going to feel very clumsy and much less enjoyable.

If you haven't played Brothers: A Tale of Two Sons (and you must own a proper X360-style gamepad, by the way), DO IT. Seriously. Do it. And try to help the people/animals you meet, hunt around their locations a little bit. There are secrets. And feelings. Oh, the feelings.

Oh nice, I get to post this twice on Jezebel in the same day. I think a lot of you will enjoy this - all about the myth-building of "Satan", and how he's barely in the Bible and his role has been overblown:

Yeah I agree. Even if they have to do the Templar thing, I wish it wasn't every damn game. It would be nice to leave them out of it on occasions, and just let the actual historical conspiracy be the set-up. At the very least, I'd like to see them reboot the series without the stupid fucking Ancient Elf Council, or tie…

The same goes for the images of Heaven - all that white clouds and meet your dead relatives stuff is nowhere to be found in the Bible, and the Satan business is all very fishy too:

Justin Bieber was reportedly "stuffing himself with Toblerone."

Yes, and good on you for doing that! I'd probably still be running my GTX280 if it hadn't broken down earlier this year. They were great cards, and your 285s a touch better again. I'd sworn not to buy a new card until getting a new PC, but circumstances forced my hand. I got a GTX650Ti very cheaply, and while on paper…

No, SLi is a pretty bad idea in all kinds of ways.

Those 285s are DX10 cards though. The difference between DX11 and DX10 is a lot more than the jump to 10 from 9 (and far more games support DX11 than ever made use of DX10). It's worth making the jump to Win8.1 and a decent Kepler if you can.

Ha ha! I was hoping the next response to be from someone else telling me DAT'S NOT WAT SHIPPING MEANS, DOUCHE but it looks like I've failed to bait anyone.

Well, now you've just made me realise ships are naked. Those shameless, sexy ships. This must be why Tumblr is always getting hot under the collar about shipping.

To be fair to Infamous, that one's not totally stupid. It's playing on the theme of choice about whether to be powerful and good, or powerful and evil, so it makes sense for the logo to present FAMOUS separately from the full name so that you see both at once. It's not great, I have to say, but I don't envy the…

My Xbox 360 will run the Xbox 360 version of Crysis 2. My PC, which cost around $1100 and is several years newer, will not run the PC version of Crysis 2, even on lowest settings.

Here's that video:

I don't know if any of the Seagate SSHD (hybrid disc storage with 8GB SSD and 64MB cache) is slim enough, but I've just started using one of the ST1000DX001 drives as a replacement in a five-year-old PC and it's working beautifully. It's about up to 4 times the speed of a fast disc drive (when used in a PC, slightly…

Well blade.