This is a pretty terrible thing to congratulate someone for doing, but you're the first person in the comments to spell the name "Seuss" correctly.

Anything that produces toxic chemicals that affect others just being in proximity of it should be illegal.

Pachter is particularly terrible at his job. He's actually worse than most people contributing to Kotaku's comments, and a complete waste of money. I've got plenty of respect for the people who work in true analysis and the provision of data metrics, but Pachter is an absolute chancer. His predictions about GTA V…

Icey, what you did there.

Aaw. Well it was worth a try.

Let's get upset about this white Victoria's Secret model dressed in a Native American head-dress and a bikini. Now let's giggle about a famous cute young woman being our "spirit animal".

"Several people have lost their lives in the most heartbreaking circumstances. I will address this situation with a looping animation of tears running down the cheeks of the sexually attractive actor Jensen Ackles, from one of the times when he cried for money in the popular television drama Supernatural."

I'm not saying this to defend it at all, but "staahp" caught on because of a line from the film "The Room", and all of the people typing it at each other online. I think it's mostly 2nd-hand exposure that caused it to spread.

I just did a double-take at the phrase "beef pertains". I think I've had too much internet today.

To do something reprehensible, and instead of stopping it or apologising, you do it again (or something even worse, of a similar nature).

"My boyfriend", from "my boyfriend Tom Hiddleston" through to inanimate objects being your "boyfriend". Stop that, please.

Nibbler. Pikachu. The Adipose. This Futurama alien, Pokémon, and sentient fat-thing from Doctor Who

Yeah, I would have appreciated the option to use Steam only though, simply because I'd like to have one library in one client if I could. But it's not that bad.

The robbers took nine PS4s; the tenth's not yours

Well, it's the same with any of these things; they're just meant to be verbal shortcuts to help get to the point quicker, assuming both sides of the conversation have the same understanding of what the terms mean. So I can kind of see the need for big umbrella terms too, but I've never heard one that actually makes…

Satire vs this? It's not even a fair fight anymore! http://www.floridatoday.com/article/201312…

It's a joke segment from SNL. They were doing a parody of Fox News' Fox & Friends, and then ended it with some "corrections". Probably the only SNL thing that's ever made me laugh out loud.

It's largely fallen out of use now. The smug fucking expressions on those pricks still make me angry today.

I wasn't just being specific about "the majority" of dubstep listeners, but also "techno". I am not talking about trance or 21st century house, to be clear; lots of dubstep fans love those things. When I say "techno", I mean the stark version of house that first developed in Detroit and Chicago: historically, people…

Yeah, I know what you mean. "EDM" isn't too bad, it's "IDM" I really hate. I feel like setting fire to people's teeth when they start making that fucking face while telling you they like "Intelligent Dance Music".