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Hahah. Not only is it spelt right above in the article, but it is truly sad that some people don't know how to spell Seuss the proper way.

"the guy doesn't pander to anybody"

"The game includes an audio file in which a female character is sexually assaulted by male characters..."

Where was the scene when some guy got sexually assaulted? I haven't played after MGS3, but I don't remember dudes getting sexually assaulted in any of the other titles.

Take notes Kotaku, this is how the Non-ignorant/Educated express their opinions. Learns you some class

There are so many things wrong with this post, but you at least got one thing right: Most of the world defines gender by genitalia. Most of the world decides your gender by what's between your legs or what your chromosomes, and not by who you are in the deepest, most basic core of your mind. What you're missing here,

Wow, you're really not nearly as clever as you think you are.

You do realize that was the comic that really sparked off the Dickwolves controversy, right? That wasn't Gabe and Tycho being actually apologetic, that was them in a tongue and cheek sort of manner making fun of people who were offended by the comic. All the shitty things that Gabe did, such as fight rape survivors on

I think you're missing that this is what Mike said. He acknowledges that he was just sorry for being caught making a bad joke, not for making the bad joke.

Maybe read what he wrote.

Yeah, those big LGBT babies, with their "oh, boo hoo, I'm several orders of magnitude more likely to be the victim of a violent crime" and their "waaa, I can't get a job or housing because employers and landlords discriminate against me on the basis of innate, unchangeable attributes."

What a bunch of assholes, amirite?

Billions of people throughout history also suffered from smallpox and thought slavery was a good idea.

Maybe history isn't exactly the best place to look for our social cues.

Oh, you're so right. Those marginalized minorities, the ones who are disproportionately targeted for violence and discrimination, partly because of comments like those made by Mike and the culture they promote?

They're the real bullies here.

Did you just call... rape survivors... "sheltered pussies" who need to "toughen the hell up" and "grow a backbone" instead of "blaming others"?

It couldn't possibly be that there are too many assholes in the world. That would be too hard of a concept to grasp. Life should be about striving for the betterment of our species. Instead, we've started to regress into selfish assholes who don't want to care about other people. It's all about the individual. The

I thought the law requires

It's a blog, though—not a "trusted news source."

Kotaku has never claimed parity with the likes of CNN, FOX, MSNBC, the BBC, or any other "respectable" news outlet. They are what they are—and failing to understand that is your issue, not theirs.

Also, you might just want to look up the legal definition of "fraud."

It's a terrible shame that the law doesn't require consumers to have a basic understanding that, "there's no such thing as a free lunch."

Kotaku provides content to its consumers free of charge; their revenue streams are generated entirely through advertising, pay-for-clickthrough-links, and other methodologies.

The

The bottom line is people are stupid for getting worked up over a silly FAKE review. Kotaku only gets money if you CLICK the link (I'm not even sure if they actually get paid at all but that would be how I imagine it works), and that is a bad thing why? Because people like to complain that's why. The link is still not

Because it isn't. Duh.

In other news, commenters are still giving article writers a hard time for no other reason than because they're bored and have nothing better to do.

Slow day in the Kotaku commenting section.