Possibly relevant, possibly not: A few years ago, we did get a tip about two popular Vikings involved in a situation similar to the one Kluwe mentioned.

It's nice to finally see the wife of a Raven drag their husband into something for once.

What, you thinking it should be more like #156?

Also C) it's a pretty garbage goal and probably deserves that spot on merit

you mean free kick?

Well-crafted, non-homophobic argument there.

fuck your face, Tim. Team Simmons!

Time for the rare serious reply...

...or a killer WNBA team.

Yeah, that's pretty spot on, but the rebounding thing is a bit of a red herring: there were far more shots taken in the 1980s NBA than the 2000s NBA. Higher scoring games (which actually works in Lebron's favor on the PPG) with more possessions. I've long thought Lebron's more natural comparisons were Bird and Magic…

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Bullshit. He has a gun. Don't be an idiot.

Or La Flama Blanca?

This GIF never gets old

Or how bad Uruguay was throughout the tournament, save for a couple of Suarez moments against England. And Colombia's group opponents each found its own ways to implode.

Good thing he didn't post his Greg Oden jersey photo, from the year prior to that.

This is a movie that has a Ken Watanabe-voiced autobot who calls Optimus Prime 'sensei,' is named 'Drift,' and speaks in Haiku.

That is not awesome. That is dumb and racist. (In a fashion of racism not contained in hatred, but a fashion of racism that reduces ethnicities to stereotypes)

We shall milk the cows after