Pffft. Belgium. Who do they have? We have players from the MLS!

You've seen Belgium play, right? I share the enthusiasm for the US too, but hold on a minute.

You're incorrect. We already have laws in place to prosecute price fixing.

Suddenly, an idea pops into Dan Snyder's head.

I don't think the Heat will have to worry about Wade. He hasn't been able to exercise in years.

What's wrong with Washington Football Team™?

So is there any reason why US and Germany can't come out and pass the ball to each other leisurely the whole game, ending on a 0-0 draw and both teams advancing? If FIFA has a problem with that, well how about not having fuckin' ties possible in a tournament?

Check it out dudes.

How is it racist? He's actually from a third world country and without basketball he probably would still be there. Do you know what racist means?

Everyone of his followers is a U.S. fan, so what kind of reaction did he expect? He's an asshole. Fuck him. Usually I see these kinds of "crazy people on twitter" things on deadspin and I'm amazed at how stupid the people are, and obviously in this case some people said some vile shit in response, but I do get where…

What was he supporting Renaldo about? The 2 horrid free kicks, or the two shitty shots on goal he attempted?? Maybe it was that shitty zig-zag design he had cut into his hair

Check it out dudes.

Not a fan of twitter bile, but that was a bullshit tweet. C'mon man.

like the idea, but would rather have Diskerud in place of Zusi. But, important thing is Bradley higher up the midfield.

The people at this party are just like...everything I hate about everything...

I've fucking had it with the surveillance state. If the NSA couldn't triangulate the location of his party and order a tactical drone strike, there is truly no use in monitoring anyone.

I don't think it's too judgmental or cocky for me to confidently and accurately say that I would be friends with none of these people.

Have to pick up a lot of bouncer shifts to pay for the damage.

AFA President Julio Grondona on Maradona: "The bad luck charm left the stadium and we won." He walked out just before Messi struck winner

Vasectomies are reversible and don't really affect the personality of the patient like a lobotomy or castration does. I dunno if I think this is exploitative and all plea deals are coercive.