If only Curt Schilling had passed on his genes and not his jorts to his son.

I'd like to see the Nuggets go in for Kobe, because I've got a feeling he can cause a lot of damage in Colorado.

Because James Dolan heard that Kobe plays the sax.

I thought of Val Venis. :/

You dumb fuck

Can't we just root for a stadium collapse?

The fuck Tim?

More like Fuckin' Tampa. AMIRITE.

Columbus fans are juggalos.

Genuine lol.

You're doing the lord's work today, guy. I appreciate it. Regardless of whom Michael Brown was or what he may have done, it doesn't justify the grossly excessive force used by Officer Wilson.

Yes! Exactly.

Oh go fuck yourself.

Oh go fuck yourself.

This storming of the Castle is nothing if not concerning for the Royals.

Hoke has a kicker in his contract if which he gets a 3 million severance if fired before January 1. After that it drops to 1 million. Shane Morris is praying that he lives to January. Hopefully by then Jim Harbaugh will be fired.

Macca.

Yeah, but Zlatan has scored a ridiculous amount of goals in Ligue 1 (generally thought to be a weaker league than Serie A, La Liga, and the EPL), so it stands to assume that someone of Falcao's supposed quality would also obliterate in Ligue 1, not score at the rate you would expect from say...Gervinho.

Falcao is also roughly 100 years old, though carbon dating is inconclusive, as carbon did not exist when he was born.

Well, when you don't have a job, you've got all the time in the world to stand up for something else.