Now you’re just being ridiculous.

I thought I knew what I was getting myself into.

Yeah, it’s weird that they insist on putting those ads in Straw Man Simulator.

One of the worst things about this cluster fuck of an election (by which I mean that Trump is part of my life at the moment) and this rhetoric is that i’m concerned the election won’t be over after election day. I’m concerned this is just going to drag on for weeks, if not months on end.

I can say, with certainty, that they have zero idea how polling, forecasting, and statistical analysis works.

We’re citizens, you’re subjects, bitches.

There’s people doing math in the Accountant? Guess that movie is better than the trailer lets on.

She should have restricted her second amendment right to shoot off at the mouth!

This account is tedious.

Good point.

Trump plays Torb on attack.

Wait, if marriage as an institution is the “bedrock of society”, why would they pass this law?

Guys, I think these lawmakers may have ulterior motives.

Soooooooo the purposeful destruction of a symbol is akin to refusing to participate in the ritualized celebration of said symbol?

They’re racists. Not being culturally enlightened is sort of their thing.

As someone who spent the overwhelming majority of their life in Arizona:

Y’all checking your fantasy team, I’m checking that billsmafia feed.

Look, this is just a couple students that are concerned about their classmates potassium intake. I just don’t see how race has anything to do with this. Kids are too sensitive!!!!

Sports teams celebrating a notable person being assassinated in their city?

If I remember correctly, Obama released the long form version of his birth certificate the night before the correspondents dinner in which he mocked Trump. So basically, his PR team is saying:

But he’s protesting a systemic issue, not a specific incident. While Marshall’s intentions are nice, the onus for change isn’t on citizens, it’s on the institutions that are intended to serve the citizenry