You’re thinking about this like its a real policy with goals and structure. This is just ol’Don spitballing.

Yeah, but think of all the great reporting they did during the build up to the Iraq war!

This premise is ripe for jokes, and everyone basically swung and missed.

I know releasing tax information has been the norm for a while, but medical information? Is this specific to this campaign or is this a norm I failed to realize?

You're the hero we don't deserve nor want.

He should try wearing blue.

It’s interesting to look at a person and know you will never care about a word that comes out of their mouth.

The number one beauty tip in the world? Be wealthy.

Telling your friend a career in the arts is not for them during their opening is a not ok thing to say.

Yeah, otherwise you would come off like an asshole.

Jesus, even baseball players describe Latinos as spark plugs.

Being liberal doesn't make you unable to be racist. They're not mutually exclusive as you seem to think. This also applies to misogyny, homophobia, and transphobia as well.

Speaking of requiring polish...

To protect and serve, sometimes.

Modern food trucks: “pay restaurant prices with zero of the convenience.”

As someone that grew up in Arizona, it pains me to see the colossal gut punch the fans have set themselves up for. This is the Phienix Suns all over again.

Living here, seeing Lions gear is kind of a rarity. All I see is Tigers and Red Wings stuff, with the occasional Pistons throwback apparel (guilty).

This.

I have nothing but contempt for Peña Nieto. Not in the typical “he’s a Mexican politician, of course he’s a corrupt buffoon.” No, mine is more of the “HOW!? WHY!? Que pendejo eres!” variety.

Someone on his needs to slap him. This benefits him nothing.