One of my good friends moved from Phoenix to Seattle. He shortly thereafter became a Seahawks fan, so he might as well be dead to me. He called me last week to talk about the Cardinals upcoming season. I just hung up on him.

Jill Stein says this, but has she ever played against a capable Winston? Yet again, Jill Stein is out of touch with the general public.

Yo, Ben kind of look likes a thinner George Zimmerman.

That sure is a lot of words to say nothing.

It’s almost like Trump is begging her to reconsider.

Pre-season isn’t just for the players. It gives drunks, druggies, ex-cons, and the just plain angry to get the necessary reps to get into “how do you plead?” form.

This was a great article.

Oh fuck off, you couldn’t give two shits about Syrians and you damn well know it.

Seems your life is mirroring your username.

Too soon?

The same manner in which you can’t see that “gg ez” is at best rude, is the same manner in which you can't see how dumb what you said is.

He just needs to walk it off.

In Rio, if you’re going to report a crime, you need to be damn certain that the police will be able to locate the culprits? That seems pretty reasonable.

This is lions management, they’re not exactly known for consistency.

This might as well be Dota: zero idea what I'm looking at.

If this comment remains in the greys I pledge to dedicate myself to becoming the Cesar Chavez of Internet commenters.

Seems the weight is finally over.

I’m just blown away there were Latino rams fans. I just assumed you are only allowed to be a raiders or cowboys fan.

*Please don’t let it be Latinos fighting each other, please don’t let it be Latinos fighting each other*

That’s also an excellent idea!

I often times will just scroll through the skins on Overwatch because the character design is so fantastic.