I'd go Charlotte. Raleigh is great if you're a really lame hipster and Greenville is great if you have a general "given up on life" vibe going on. Charlotte has a place for every one and theres great shopping, housing is relatively inexpensive, and you are 30 minutes from SC BBQ. You get the best of both BBQ worlds.…

Greenville NC or Greenville SC? Both vastly different places and you wanna live in one and not so much in the other

Woah woah woah. Its not women you're mad at. You're mad at Americans. Thats how we get through sports that we have to care about every 4 years then forget about until the next big event comes up. How the hell do you think we ended up with Ryan Lochte, Tom Daley, all of beach volley ball, whoever bouncing track lady…

When in doubt, put a warm compress on your eye 3x. If that doesn't fix it, PANIC

I had this for awhile. I asked my derm about it and he told me that its a genetic thing and usually clears itself up by 30 or gets drastically worse after 30. You can try to do physical exfoliation but instead of wasting my time I should skip straight to putting retin a on it if it bothered me that bad. I was heavier…

Oh, you know, other than that

So if its Vera Wang for *mumbles david's bridal* does the statement still stand that you don't alter Vera, you alter yourself to fit Vera? Because I'm pretty sure if you can't take in the bust line without scorn, you can't add a lacy baby bjorn to the train

I agree with him. that sounds like some Saw torture porn version of happy birthday

Alright. I'll leave US Weekly out of this and come at it from a different angle. I will admit that I fucking LOVE tlc shows while at the gym. Honey Boo Boo? Yup. I wish I had an extra thumb too, Booboo. So since I've watched enough TLC specials, I know how that theres always a twists to show where the women aren't…

These women look like the women I see buy US Weekly at the grocery store with absolutely no shame. I refuse to believe that they actually thought for a second he was Prince Harry. And Fauxry kept talking about how he's looking to find the one and how he can't wait to be in love and settle down. C'mon, Fauxry. The…

What kind of wine do you buy for someone when every single back up plan is married?

Man. She is not gonna be happy the next time she gets a little too drunk. I found a piece of paper where I bet her $5 that Ricky Martin was gay last summer and made her settle that debt. Joey is married and even Chris Kirkpatrick is a maybe? Maybe she should be nervous...

Dammit, Joey! YOU HAD ONE JOB. ONE. All I needed from you was to just be my friends back up plan. Whats Chris Kirkpatrick up to these days?

I have a childhood friend who wanted to marry Joey Fatone and I wanted to marry Lance Bass. We saw On The Line together, alright. Thats how it came up. Anyway, she was having a massive quarter life crisis where she was sobbing and snot was everywhere. I sat down next to her and wrapped my arm around her and said "Hey.…

I feel like hot flight attendants and pilots went the wayside with dressing up to fly and smoking on airplanes. Sure, at one point it might have been a job for the crazy hot but not anymore. Girls don't wanna sleep with cabbies and pilots are just cabbies for the sky

I think that Bill Clinton and Joe Biden being so genuine and like able is why they can get away with things that if Bohner did we'd be calling for his head and speculating he has a sex dungeon or something weird that he's hiding. If Bill or Joe had a viagra commercial we'd all be making sly nods a each other and…

I love that he's an equal opportunity creep. Its like the Today Show has one priority and it is to capture every lingering hug and kiss on the mouth he has ever given while in office. Sure, he hits on those pretty young thangs, but he lays it on just as thick when he's meeting 90 year old women.

I know KFed was with Britney. The angle I was coming at it from is she obviously has the most hospitable womb ever and KFed could get a brick wall pregnant. Get those two fertile Myrtles in a room and everyone in the entire city block is gonna be pregnant

Ha. Can you imagine a company deciding to be the brand of women who hope they aren't pregnant? Like Clear Blue is obviously cornering the market on being the trying to conceive crowd. I think it would be amazing for First Response to step forward to be aw bummer brand. There are so many off color jingles they could go…