That was basically it. She brought him home, he lived with us for three months, then skipped town because our local nazis found out he was living with a Jewish girl. He was actually pretty polite for a hateful close-minded bigot.
You win. OMG I am laughing so hard I literally have tears streaming down my face and coworkers giving me the Furrowed Brow of Concern because they see me crying at my desk.
If they had any dignity they would have a subscription for home delivery.
Whatever you buy, it should be a magnum...
Married last year... this is not going well for your friend...
Same, honestly, though he does seem like a nice enough dude, and he's on my good side from this one line from My Big Fat Greek Wedding...
'Still haven't found a brand of condoms that don't break? Better check with us, just to be on the safe side.'
God, what a visual.
Are you the guy from the article?
No, I was hoping we could be friends. Maybe get together and braid each other's hair.
LOL. Do I strike you as someone who ever regrets what I say?