Fair weather friendships are great, until someone gets a 40 broken over their head.

“we are all in white collar occupations, if that means anything”

She’s dates men that look like they’re 17 to match her personality, obviously.

I’ll just leave these here..

Out of curiousity, if the Russian photographer was present when Trump “leaked” the information, does that change the legality/classification/etc, since it was shared with media outlet, and not just government officials?

I think from the beginning, GOP congress saw trump as an opportunity. They get to fuck over millions while everyone is distracted by a giant orange clown. once their contisuents start feeling the consequences, they’ll act like they were just following Trumps lead, impeach him, and pretend they saved the day.

I thought the photos were pretty terrible.

When my husband applied in SoCal the DMV worker strongly advised against the plate, and to hide the hang tag if we weren’t using it, because it makes you an easy target for muggers.

Inorite?

Omg. So sexy.💕

BUT NONE OF IT MOVES!

Ummm the only correct use of pop’ems is to gorge on an entire box of powdered and then using the leftover sugar to give yourself a pretend coke nose.

I peed a little bit at the “WOOF WOOF”

Getting all that filler/implants mid-puberty is gonna make the aging process reeeaaalllly weird and unsightly in her 30s.

I thought maybe she smeared some Vaseline around.

Their jackets in th $70 range have lasted years for me without a single torn stitch.

Duh, we’ve all watched spongebob. 🙄

I’m guessing razor clam

Eh, as someone who’s been there(for much pettier crimes) there not much else to say after you’ve been sentenced.

Ugh, yes. The anti choice position takes some serious mental gymnastics, all in the name of covering up the raw hate for women.