Don’t forget prisoner’s are still counted in the census.

Yeah, the socialists are totally gonna go for a guy in the pocket of the oil companies. 

I wish (any) politicians would nad up and propose we restore the highest marginal tax rate to 70%+, like it was for most of the past century.

TIL Matt Dillon is not Joaquin Pheonix. 

Was that from a Nordic Ware bundt pan?

These the gifs, if anyone wants to see:

These are the gifs, for reference:

To add to the bizarreness: Rick Scott is notorious for rejecting federal aid “on principal”.

Are the kardashians wanting this show to just wither away now or what?

Look up grow bag kits. They’re fool proof in a moist environment (i.e. your bathroom)

Cramming cocks in your mouth has never been so satisfying. 

Deer love the well maintained greenery on golf courses.

*los angeles 

Ok, but how soon are we gonna get trump’s unhinged twitter declarations shot directly to our iphones?

HE’S JUST SHOWING HIS DEEP RESPECT FOR WOMEN! ISNT IT SO CLEAR AND UNEQUIVICAL? 

Good to hear!

I’m only part way through it, but I thought the meaningless shoe gazing was kind of the point? Everybody thinks they’re going to find the answer to solve their problems if they look carefully or think hard enough, but nobody actually ever figures it out, just like reality.

I mean, didn’t everyone already know those channels are dog whistles for pedophiles? 

I get that the author is trying to say that a lack of resources to be/get healthy is a big problem, rather than people themselves having sole blame, but that was really obtuse phrasing that weakened the conclusion.

I mean it’s kind of their job.